thatsgoodweed:

i hate when my tv makes demands. it says things like “call NOW” ,”DONT touch that remote”, or “DONT miss it”. When im stoned it pisses me off and i go into these tantrums like “Bitch (my tv is a female) i do what i want, you dont control me, who the fuck do you think you are. i own you , you dont own me. i still have the receipt for you. you better get your act together”

but then family guy comes on and we’re cool again.

thatsgoodweed:

unless you like to rape, rape is bad. collect stamps or something

thatsgoodweed:

can you do me a solid? just click the ad in blue under my picture on my blog. you dont have to buy anything or nothing like that,just give it a click and X out whatever page it takes you to. id just appreciate it.

- Refe; Your neighborhood local stoner