my brother and i have the same initials. now mind you im stoned,first thing i see in the fridge is a plate with foil over it. under it lay two delicious looking slices of pizza. on the foil he wrote his initials.

fuck it i said,i reheated both slices of pizza and destroyed them.(eattingly speaking). my bro comes to me and goes “so you ate my pizza” and i go “wait..it was yours? it had my initials on it,i thought someone knew i was high and left it here for me ”

lmfaoo