it takes a big man (sarcastically speaking) to criticize someones weed rolling ability, it takes an even bigger man to just fix the blunt or joint so that everyone can get high in peace.
enough with the judgemental comparisons. if you smoke for competition or sport your doing it wrong. not everyone smokes as much as you or has the sickest bowl or bong like you.
but remember the world dont move to the beat of just one drum,what might be right for you may not be right for some,it takes different strokes.
i better never ever get the chance to be president…
i love boobs so much id make breast reduction illegal.. oh you have a 32JJ cup size which cause massive back problems? no problem. you’ll have amazing health insurance so you can get a robotic titanium spine, its time we should be combining man and machine anyway, but god help me if the country loses a chesticle size under my administration.
id pass a “no boob left behind act”
Nobody is perfect, but some people are complete and utter douchebags.
Stoners have the best imagination. Look what we’ve created. I wont mention anything, im going to make you open a new tab, go to google and search any variation of phrase “things stoners have created.
If you find something incredible, reblog this.
if trident layers were actually used as money id be in a Strip Club making it rain trident layers out that bitch,shoving layers all in a hoe g string
i hope im not only in wishing my last name was stoner. it just seems only right, unless you already have a cool ass last name like power,hunter,bender and just any word ending in -er.
where are all the female pizza,chinese, and other food delivery drivers?
i see all these porns start with someone ordering food then they cant pay and have to pay in sex…i want that. but it seems like only guys wanna deliver pizzas and chinese food. gay guys must be thrilled..whoopty doo for them.
Peeing on hydrants and trees is like social networking for dogs.
i really dont think women understand the power they have in their boobs.
Breast can come in handy in many social situations. if a girls says something stupid she can flash her boobs and everyone will forget what she said. its like that flashy thing in men in black, if you dont have your shades on the boobs will flash your memory.
now guys, me for example. if i say something idiotic , what can i do? flash my balls? no fucking way. no one wants to see two of the hairiest golf balls theyve ever seen hanging from me.
women, appreciate your chesticles.
what if bacon grew on plants?
im high and i realized life has alot of ironic moments.
like when the bottom of my foot itches but is too sensitive to scratch. i hate that. and what about fat vegetarians. i find that to be a complete oxymoron.
never ever fart with headphones in and music on, you wont be able to hear if its loud or not. you will embarrass yourself..atleast i did.
Rule #1, dont believe what these niggas tellin’ you/ everbodies got a product that they sellin’ you.
there should be a Bank for weed.
you would go in a make a deposit to your stash,or withdraw buds you deposited before.
you can open a retirement account where a small portion of your check is taken to buy weed which is then deposited into your account until you retire and move away to smoke all the weed you saved up all your life working.
you can take out a loan to buy weed but an interest is added to the cost.
it would be called Bank of Hempmerica
i hate sayings that dont make any sense, then it pisses me off when people use them in different situations. it just doesnt help me understand them at all.
stop saying:
“dont put all your eggs in one basket”..um excuse?! if i need to move a dozen eggs from one area to another ,why the fuck would i make more than one trip? or even use more than one basket overall?
“you cant have your cake and eat it too”…then i dont want fucking cake,im a stoner i prefer bacon or tacos or bacon filled tacos.
