If any of you know me (and plenty of you do) you would know i like to go to sleep stoned. As a result of the numerous bong hits before bed i had an awesome dream….

In the dream i woke up in this ancient village on the ground, it looked like a caveman/prehistoric type of village. I got up and started hearing drumming. I walked towards the drumming to see thousands of villagers. The catch is that they all looked like me even the women, but they all had a lil trait to make them look different from each other. Suddenly someold guy (basically a wrinkled beard having version of me)  stood on top a rock and started talking, he said “everyone welcome our new guest”. Then he looked at me and said “I am the Hemperor or Hempmerica, and in honor of your arrival we shall feast on bacon from pigs who can fly, french fries imported directly from france, and t bone steaks from a very mad cow. And after we shall inhale the tree of life as god intented (talking about weed).  The feast begins at 4:20 when the sun is sky enough to light our village fire to smoke, in the mean time enjoy”

So i walked around and this is whats confusing. I dont understand what time period my dream was supposed to be in because as i explored i saw a space station with a shuttle launch, roller coasters, a dinosaur petting zoo, and a bunch of shit tht wasnt right.

Just another example of my Stoned Dreams