high thought #248

i better never ever get the chance to be president…

i love boobs so much id make breast reduction illegal.. oh you have a 32JJ cup size which cause massive back problems? no problem. you’ll have amazing health insurance so you can get a robotic titanium spine, its time we should be combining man and machine anyway, but god help me if the country loses a chesticle size under my administration.

id pass a “no boob left behind act”