Black, size 9

Stoned at work and I cut across the women’s shoe department. It was fairly empty but i hear this lady talking to a shoe salesman and this the part of the convo i catch.

Salesman says “so you want this shoe? ” the lady goes “yes a black size 9”. The salesman walk to get the shoe and i walk to the lady and go.. “you wanted a black, size 9?” She goes “yes” i go “here i am, and i made my eyebrows jump (in a perverted way) she laughed.

Lucky for me she had a sense of humor. Idk wtf i was thinking saying tht. Im always tryna be funny. Its the stoner in me lol.